Apparently you can now buy parts of the English language on Shopping.com! Today I was doing a search for “buying adjectives” (trying to create a master list of words to use in keyword generation), and here’s the first result I get on Google:
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Steve
June 26, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I know where you can get adverbs!http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/Lolly.html
Jeremy
June 27, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Did you ever catch any of eBay's old PPC ads for searches on "children". Apparently you could… "Shop {KeyWord:…} on eBay"
David Rodnitzky
June 28, 2009 at 4:34 am
I love that song, Steve, thanks for the memories.And Jeremy, I've seen my share of bad eBay ads – see this old post:http://www.blogation.net/2006/03/broad-match-on-google-ten-fun-searches.html